Archive for the 'The Funnies' Category

"What to Get the Divorced Co-Parent Who Has Half of Everything"

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Check out my latest at The Faster Times. Here’s an excerpt: “These days, it seems that the Brits are on the cutting edge of divorce-related commerce. From the folks across the pond who first brought us divorce cakes and divorce gift cards, we now have divorce gift registries. Debenhams, a British department store chain recently [...]

When I need a good laugh…

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

…I watch this.  It never gets old.  Beyonce, come get your sister. (Stick with it until the very end.  It pays off.)

And the laughs just keep coming

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

Conversation between MiniMe and BabyGirl in the car this morning: MM to BG: Do you remember that one Christmas when Mommy’s friend gave us that big bag with all those toys in it?  You know, the crazy lady? I don’t remember her name. BG: Oh, yeah!  I remember that! MM: Remember how big your eyes [...]

Quote of the Day: Resident Bargain Shopper

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

BabyGirl,to her preschool teacher in response to the teacher thanking her for the holiday gift:   “Oh! [insert dramatic hand-wave and eye-roll]  I do ALL my holiday shopping at Walgreen’s!”

Throwback Text: “Sunday, Whiny Sunday”

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Last week, BabyGirl, budding fashionist, was admiring a wool coat that TechBoo bought me recently.  Our conversation reminded me of a wool jacket I bought for myself two years ago and the LiteraryMama column it inspired.  Confused? Read on… Sunday, Whiny Sunday by Deesha Philyaw “Do we have any bacon?” After I cheerfully rattled off a veritable [...]

Throwback Text: "Sunday, Whiny Sunday"

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Last week, BabyGirl, budding fashionist, was admiring a wool coat that TechBoo bought me recently.  Our conversation reminded me of a wool jacket I bought for myself two years ago and the LiteraryMama column it inspired.  Confused? Read on… Sunday, Whiny Sunday by Deesha Philyaw “Do we have any bacon?” After I cheerfully rattled off a veritable [...]

Quote of the Day: Mini-Me

Monday, December 8th, 2008

“I know that Kelly* is an optimist, but optimism can be annoying in a very bad situation.” –Mini-Me, 4th grade, talking about a friend at school. *Name changed to protect the annoyingly optimistic.

His ability to inspire knows no bounds…seriously.

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Courtesy of Durty Mo, but hat tip to TAO for the original heads up

Of schisms and such

Monday, November 24th, 2008

In a column draft for AntiRacistParent, I wrote that it’s an interesting time to be an Episcopalian, especially one in Pittsburgh. We’ve got a deposed bishop and declared schism, and even our own Wikipedia entry, two in fact.    The Sunday in June 2003 that my family first joined a local Episcopal parish was the day [...]

I don’t think this is the kind of change Obama had in mind

Friday, November 7th, 2008

   “Celita Hart, 19, stood silently in court today when she appeared for a bond hearing. Prosecutors said Hart, who is black, yelled ” ‘White [expletive], [expletive] McCain–you white police can’t do nothing anymore.’” With that, she reached through the window of a squad car and slapped a white male officer in the face, according [...]