Mamalicious!

Inspired by our pooches, MiniMe and Daddy’sGirl (my youngest bonus daughter), just penned the following parody of “Single Ladies.” Hee-larious…

All my single doggies (x7)

Now put your paws up
Up in the doghouse, just woke up
Doin’ my own puppy thing
I decided to bark (bark)
Now you gonna lick (lick)
‘Cause another pug noticed me
I’m up on him, he’s up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
‘Cause you’ve had your turn, and now you gonna learn
What it’s really like to have fleas!

Chorus
‘Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a leash on it
‘Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a leash on it
Don’t be mad when you see I peed on it
‘Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a leash on it

Woof, woof, wooof
Woof, woof, wooof
Woof, woof, wooof
Woof, woof, wooof
(repeat)

Chorus

Got crumbs on my lips
Harness on my hips
Hold me tighter than all those fleas
Acting up, drank from the toilet
Couldn’t care less what you think
I get no crate time, did I mention?
Don’t care, don’t pay any attention.
‘Cause I whimpered and whimpered for three good years
You can’t be mad at me.

Chorus

Don’t put me in the crate anymore
I’m not that type of dog
A rub is what I prefer, what I deserved
Now here is an owner that crates me and crates me
From infinity and beyond
See, I’m the dog you want
‘Cause if you don’t, you’ll be alone
Like a ghost, I’ll be gone

All my single doggies (x7)

‘Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a leash on it
‘Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a leash on it
Don’t be mad when you see I peed on it
‘Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a leash on it

Woof, woof, wooof!

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